Today, I decided to check in on the Kill Everyone Project to see how it was progressing. As of today, mankind will be virtually clicked out of existence in about 1,251 days (read the FAQ for more details). The project has been operational for 1,489 days, so it’s just about halfway finished.
According to the current status report, the United States is already extinct.
The funny thing is, I feel perfectly fine.
Right now, the project is working on thinning out the Dell tech-support employees in India.
Good thing I don’t own a Dell (well, I do have a 19″ Dell Trinitron monitor, but that hardly counts). Better yet, I’m already dead, so I do not even need tech support.
After India is gone, only the daunting population of China will remain…
Beware the Muuj
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