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| Name: Ryan Roe Email: prawnrr-rmv@this.com-yahoo.com Position: Movie / Television / Comic Book / Trivia Geek View Ryan's Personal Profile |
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“Hey, I want to tell you a funny story!” “Yeah, sure.” “So I went to this restaurant when I was out of town last week…” “What was it called?” “Um… Mr. Charlie’s. And they had this sign out front that said, ‘The best food Charlie’s mama ever tasted!’” “HA HA HA HA HAHA –” “That’s not the funny part.” “Oh.” “So I asked the waitress if the cheeseburger was good, and she said, ‘You bet your sweet little patoot it is!” “HA HA HAHA – oh.” “No, that’s not it either. So I said, ‘How will that be cooked?’ and she’s like, ‘Uh… on a grill?’” “Aaah! HA… Ha… ahem.” “Yeah. So I said, ‘Can you just make sure the cheeseburger is well done?’ and she said, ‘Of course it’ll be well-done. I told you we got good cheeseburgers!” “Oh! Ha ha ha? Ha? No. Not yet. Okay.” “And then she brought it, and it was well done, but the bun was all soggy… and they forgot the cheese!” “Uh-huh…” “So I said, ‘Charlie’s mama doesn’t get out much, does she?” “Uh-huh.” (Silence…) “Because of the sign. That was the funny part. I said, ‘His mom must not get out much.’” “Oh. Yeah! She must not get out much! HA HA HAHA HAHA HA HA HA! HA HA HA!” “That’s the end.” “Yeah, I know.” ©2008 Ryan Roe Comments on this post are closed. |
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| Ha! Maybe you guys should do that as a puppet sketch! |
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| The pastrami was that bad? |
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