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| Name: Ryan Roe Email: prawnrr-rmv@this.com-yahoo.com Position: Movie / Television / Comic Book / Trivia Geek View Ryan's Personal Profile |
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| For many years now, people have been asking me, “When will there be another Stupid Poll?” Unfortunately, just before the last new Stupid Poll was to be sent out, it was lost during an earthquake inside a flooded volcano. Recently, though, there was an exciting discovery. An early draft of the poll was found between the couch cushions of Mr. and Mrs. Harry and Gladys Stapleton while they were looking for their lost cordless phone. However, there’s some bad news. Not only was this an incomplete draft of the poll, time and the elements had taken their toll. Harry thinks he spilled some Fresca on it too. So portions of this poll are illegible, or just plain missing. Still, I feel it’s important that people have access to what’s left of it. So I now present the Lost Stupid Poll. Missing letters have here been replaced with dashes (-). 1. Which of these brings you more joy? a)biting heads off animal crackers b)drinking milk right out of the carton c)putting on socks still warm from the dryer d)turning on the radio just as a song you like starts 2. Under which of these circumstances would you be most likely to eat green eggs and ham? a)in a house b)with a mouse c)in a box d)with a fox e)in a car f)on a train g)in the dark h)in the rain i)with a goat j)on a boat 3. Of the following w---n from ------’s Company, which --- -- you think y-u w--l- m--t li-- to be stuck in an e----tor with, if you --- --? a)Janet b)Chrissy c)Cindy d)Terri e)Lana f)Mrs. Roper 4. Have yo- e--- known a ------ who used masking tape to ------ with a- armadillo w---- ----ing a ---- ----- on The Legend of Zelda? 5. Free answer: If yo- could lick any ------, wh-- ------ woul- you lick and why? 6. ----- -- the ---- when --- -- --- ----------. Who -- you h--- to ---- in ----- for ----- ---- ----- -----? a)---i-- b)---ch c)------ d)other Thank you for your responses. Once again, please send your replies here. If you have any suggestions for future Stupid Poll questions, sock 'em to me. And for those of you wondering, the Stapletons’ phone was on top of the refrigerator. Harry and Gladys both claim they have no idea how it got there. Comments on this post are closed. |
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