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Posted on October 7, 2005 at 11:53 AM CST/CDT
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TEACHER. Class, can anyone guess what we’re going to learn about today?

BRAD. Potties! HA HA HA HA HA!

TEACHER. No, Brad. Does anyone else want to guess?

SUZANNE. George Washington?

TEACHER. That’s a good guess, Suzanne, but actually we’re going to be learning about Benjamin Franklin. Can anyone tell me what he did?

BRAD. He went to the potty! HAA HA HAHA HAHA HA!

TEACHER. No, Brad. He may have done that, but that’s not why we’re going to talk about him. Benjamin Franklin was one of the founding fathers of our country. He signed a very important piece of paper. Does anyone know what it was called?

MICHELLE. The Declaration of Independence?

TEACHER. That’s right, Michelle. Benjamin Franklin was one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence. He was also a writer and an inventor. One of his inventions is something we still use, something that your parents or grandparents might use. An invention called “bifocal…”

BRAD. BIFOCAL POTTIES! HAHA HA HA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAA!

TEACHER. Brad. You really need to stop talking like that.

BRAD. Why?

TEACHER. Because you’re in eleventh grade!

THE END

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Comment by Anthony
Posted on October 8, 2005 at 2:58 PM CST/CDT
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Brad is exactly like this guy Seth who used to be in my class in high school.

He's probably like that in college classes now.
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